Ok, so everyone is doing this, and I keep reading and being entertained by other people's so I HAD TO DO IT DON'T KILL ME I'M NOT CONFORMIST.

1.This survey gets a little personal, can you handle it?
Can I handle having all my secrets laid bare on the internet? Sure, why not.

2. If you married the last person you texted, what would your last name be?
Owen.

3. Were you happy when you woke up today?
Well, it's a Friday, I was catching the bus (yes, that is exciting for me!) and I have cookies for lunch so YES!

4. When were you on the phone last? And with who?
With =saburu91 or like THREE FUCKING HOURS talking about CRACKED.COM!! Go on it now, you know you want to

5. What are you excited for?
Reccess and lunch in the ultra-short-term, movie on the weekend in the short-term, exam timetable in the mid-term and SUMMER HOLIDAYS in the long-term!!

6. What were you doing yesterday?
Working my arse off at school and being a lazy-arse at home.

7. Honestly, who was the last person to tell you they love you?
Take a wild guess.

8. What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
COOKIES

9. Have a best friend?
A couple. Literally, a lesbo couple (jk ~Saturnella and =saburu91)

10. Are you scared to fall in love?
Nup. What's to be scared of?

11. Do you think teenagers can be in love?
Yeah, definitely. It just depends on what you define as love.

12. Last person you wanted to punch in the face?
My dad. He breathes FRICKIN' LOUD and when there's an awkward situation he has his awkward-situation laugh which for me is like fingernails own a blackboard! DIE!

13. What time is it right this second?
10:01 and 47 seconds.

14. What do you want right now?
YOUR MOM

15. Who was the last person you took a picture with?
Uhh.... dunno, actually. Sadness :*(

16. Are you single/taken/heartbroken?
Taken

17. When was the last time you cried?
A couple days ago, watching "Sliding Doors"

18. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
On the surface. Formal, but there's underlying tension.

19. Do you find it hard to trust others?
Nope.

20. How fast does your mind change?
It depends on how long I care

21. I bet you miss somebody right now?
Not really.

22. Can you honestly say you're okay right now?
Yes

23. Why do you think so many people cheat?
Because they are sad and silly Or they just think it's fun

24. Tell me what's on your mind?
Angus and FOOD

25. What are you looking forward to in the next three months?
SUMMER HOLIDAY SHANNANNIGANS

26. Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
HELL YEAH CROSS DRESSING DAY YEAR TEN!! Boys in dresses, HELL funny.

27. When did you last talk to your number 1 top friend?
Hm, probably just now?

28. When is your next road trip?
I don't like road trips because cars are small and boring.

29. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell anything to?
Yes.

30. How's your heart?
How do you mean? Happy, healthy, what? Eh, whatever, both.

31. Have you ever felt like you weren't important?
I think I'm the only person in the world who has managed to escape that feeling entirely

32. Do you think somebody's in love with you?
Yes

33. What are you planning on doing after this?
EATING but this thing is so FRICKIN LONG I might die first.

34. Next time you will kiss someone?
Hmm... now.

35. Have you told anybody you loved them today?
No.

36. Who do you not get along with?
God.

37. What does you 3rd recent text say?
"There are two sets. We take turns." This is definitely not what you think it is! We're talking about rounds of shooting.

38. What are you wearing right now?
Jacket, shirt, cargos, shoes. What kind of a question is that?

39. You're locked in a room with the person you last kissed, how is it?
Fun times

40. When's the last time you had a grilled cheese?
TOO LONG AGO... GRIIIIIIILLED CHEEEEEEEESE

41. What's your fave boy and girl name right now?
Boy: Ashley
Girl: Persephone (per-SEFF-on-ee)

42. How did you feel when you woke up?
Tired. Groggy. Blegh.

43. Do you wish someone would call or text you right now?
Not really, that would be well embarrassing in English class.

44. Do you crack your knuckles?
NEVER. Ew, when people do that it CREEPS me out.

45. What were you doing yesterday at midnight?
Sleeeeeeeping.

46. What are your LEGAL initials?
TER. I used to wish they were TERK when I was little and obsessed with Disney. Wait, I still am. Oh.

47. Who's the first B in your contacts?
BigBlog. Hang on, what the fuck is that?

48. When was the last time you laughed really hard?
Reading "The 10 Most Perverted Old School Video Games". SO FUNNEH LOOK IT UP NOW ON CRACKED.COM

49. Your number 1 top friend walks out of your life, do you go after them?
Hell no. If they don't want me as a friend, I sure as hell don't want them.

50. Last awkward moment?
When we all went to give blood together. I don't think we ever quite worked out the cause of the awkwardness.

51. Are you afraid of the dark?
YES. Scary shit happens in the dark. D:

52. Do you have good vision?
Nope, blind as a bat. I can see about 15cm in front of me (clearly) without my contacts.

53. Have you ever kissed in the rain?
Did just today Fun times.

54. Have you ever slapped someone?
Not seriously, for a joke yes.

55. Are you Irish?
What kind of a question is that? My first name is Irish, I think I'm about an eighth Irish.

56. Do you use chapstick?
Yes.

57. Do you have any scars?
Hmm... on my innocence? Oh, physical scars... no, I don't think so.

58. Is there someone you will never forgive?
No, no-one's ever done anything that bad to me.

59. Are you dating the person you last held hands with?
Yeeeees.

60. Name the last person to text you?
Wendy Bopp. Aunt.

61. Would you marry someone 8 years older than you?
Sure, why not? If they were right for me.

62. Can you go in public looking like you do?
Yup. I could go in public having just woken up, I'm not fussy.

63. Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a J?
No... why are there such random questions here? Why J? It could have been N. Or K. Or any other of the 23 letters, but for some reason they chose J....

64. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Teh middle of a king bed with both electric blankets on. Sea of warmth....

65. What’s the first thing you'll do on your wedding day?
Draw breath, I suppose.

66. Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days?
Yes. Past five minutes? Yes again.

67. Do you miss the way things used to be?
Um... no. I just got out of high school! I don't want to go back!

68. Has anyone ever told you they're in love with you?
Yes

69. Song you're thinking of right now?
Come Together. Well, actually, Lol Together. Same tune.

70. Want someone back in your life?
Not really. My uncle died a while back, but I didn't know him all that well. Hmm, I've always wanted an older brother, maybe I could say him. But he was never really IN my life, so I don't suppose he counts...

71. Will tomorrow be better than today?
Probably not. I have to perform on marimba in Salamanca and I have MOUNTAINS of homework. And I don't get to see Angus tomorrow

OMG IT'S OVER!! I'm FREE!!